Swing

PRE-ORDER NOW AND GET THE AUDIOBOOK FOR FREE, DETAILS BELOW PERFECTIONIST MOM TAKES DOING IT ALL TO THE NEXT LEVEL AS THE WORLD'S WORST ATTEMPTED SWINGER Waiting in line to use the bathroom in a fancy New York City sex club is just like waiting to use the bathroom anywhere else. Well, anywhere else that people walk around half-naked. And anywhere else that you must send in a headshot and a full-body photo before being added to the invite list. Besides those things, it's like waiting in line for the bathroom anywhere else. Married for ten years and with three children, Ashleigh and her husband, Manny, are at a sex club, not because they feel there is anything wrong with their marriage, rather they are looking for some relief from the non-stop work and no-nonsense routine they have maintained since meeting right out of college. Their marriage is rock solid. They are masterful tag-team parents and never fight. Their toddlers grow their own vegetables and use coasters. They are hardcore adulting, but everyone deserves a little break sometimes, don't they? From sex clubs to invite-only parties to dating apps for couples, they rapidly realize they've made a slight miscalculation, underestimating the complexities of the lifestyle and overestimating the strength of their marriage. Heartbreaking, hilarious, and hopeful, what will they do when they realize it's more than a matter of gathering some people and having some sex? ORDER TODAY AND GET THE AUDIOBOOK FOR FREE. Send a screenshot of your order to orders@manitobawomanmedia.com.